Backbone Warrior T-Shirts

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Lumbar support animal

PROBLEM AREAS

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Valentine Vaccines

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Workaholics Anonymous

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

"Too hard?"

Chiropractic concerns

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Looks like a slipped disk.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Maybe we should lay off the upper body training till your head pops back out."