Back To School Season Pillows

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

'No response, We'll have to use the corporate logo flashcards again,'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

School Uniforms

Back to school.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

"Next on our agenda is a reminder to the E.R. staff that it's that time of year again...we need to gear up for the influx of parents that just wrote those college tuition checks."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Is that a smile on her face?"

"So, how did your first day back to school go, Billy."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Don't get me wrong; I learned a lot in college. Just nothing applicable to real life."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Knight school.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Man giving a penny to a child for going to school

School bus. Stop. Learn.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'