Back-to-school Planner Pillows

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

School Days

How to Tell when Summer is Almost Over

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Mother has already informed me that school starts tomorrow, thank you.'

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

"Dad, I need $2,356."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Back to school.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Praying for a goal assist.

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Knight school.

Study more to pass more tests.

Face painting children with no facial features.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'