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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"I really got used to working from home."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Question authority"

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

David Cameron and Europe

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Punktuation Marks.

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

The Swear Police.

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Skull Icons

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."