Back Support Pillows

Lumbar support animal

"Just be yourself."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Couple

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."