Sports Support Pillows

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Currently Boston

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Men can show their emotions!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Couple

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football Blockers.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Nebraska Fans