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'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

A lesson in wit

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Goldfish funeral

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Phone Call

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Stan's OK Deliveries

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.