Back Hair Philosopher Mugs

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

'Is that a wig?'

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"She massages egos."

The last of the mullet.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

Mowing His Hairy back.

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

The haircut is invented