Bachelordom T-Shirts

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

How witness protection really works...

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Slow and hurl.'

Reserve Ants

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Stand back.'

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

'Tele-barketer.'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

'Yeah, yeah, could we move on, please? I already read him his rights.'