Bachelor Relative Mugs

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Children's Party

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

Stockwell's day

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

How witness protection really works...

Contest of wills.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

'You just had to tell them to make themselves at home!'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'