Babysitting Mvp Mugs

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Ah...here they are!"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Breastfeeding in public

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

Daddy cool.

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

'But why did Mary and Joseph take Jesus to Jerusalem?'

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

Leaving Dad in Charge of the Baby.

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

Modern Parenting Olympic Scoring System

"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."

"No we'd better make it Friday. I babysit Tuesday, so I won't be recovered until then."

I told the school I definitely didn't want my son to be labelled - but if he had to be labelled, 'gifted and talented' would be nice!

"Just think of it as gramma's binkie."

'He goes back to school on Monday, he goes back to school on Monday...'

'Sorry, if you're going to babysit with your boyfriend, you'll have to pay ME $5 an hour.'