Babysitting Mvp Prints

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Ah...here they are!"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

I took your advice and got an eco-friendly baby shower present. Are you sure? � It's carbon neutral, non-polluting and chemical free? Yes! It was more popular than the solar-powered $850 stroller. Way to go, momster! What was it? I volunteered to babysit for 3 nights. I feel a toxic emission coming on.

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

Breastfeeding in public

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

Daddy cool.

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

'But why did Mary and Joseph take Jesus to Jerusalem?'

This was so fun! And now I'm going to call your mommy in here so I can go get a glass of wine. Amy's aunternal instincts kick in.

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

Leaving Dad in Charge of the Baby.

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

Modern Parenting Olympic Scoring System

"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."

"No we'd better make it Friday. I babysit Tuesday, so I won't be recovered until then."

That conspiracy theorist makes it sound so sinister that I'm keeping an eye on my younger sister for my mom. Big brother is watching!

I told the school I definitely didn't want my son to be labelled - but if he had to be labelled, 'gifted and talented' would be nice!

"Just think of it as gramma's binkie."

I've got too many invites for a Friday night! How will you ever decide? She's so annoying! Why do you care? We're going out. Oh, right. I forgot. We're both babysitting. Technically it qualifies as "out."

'He goes back to school on Monday, he goes back to school on Monday...'

'Sorry, if you're going to babysit with your boyfriend, you'll have to pay ME $5 an hour.'