Babysitting Extraordinaire Pillows

This was so fun! And now I'm going to call your mommy in here so I can go get a glass of wine. Amy's aunternal instincts kick in.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."