Baby Smile Enthusiast Gifts

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

No bottle feeding.