Baby Joy T-Shirts

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Santa Claus's Mail

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

If you're happy and you know it...

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Curtsey

Baby on Board

Happy Days are here again

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Family.

A boy holding a balloon

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

Samurai offspring.

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"That makes me very happy!"

"You monster!"

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'He's a born politician.'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

Baby Shower.

'He's found his inner puppy!'

'And that's not all the good news!'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

"What's going on? No idea! They're screaming, kissing and hugging! That's weird since, just a few second ago, she was in the bathroom peeing on a little stick..."

'Right. That's half the Christmas shopping done, dear!'