Baby Investors Prints

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Alabama Traffic Jam

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

'This year's stock market compared to last year's? Well, that is a bit before my time.'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

'Gifts? I didn't want gifts. I want growth stocks!'

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

'I'm thinking of selling all this stuff and investing the money in growth stocks.'

'Just remember - It's 10% interest per day until you pay me back, Dad!'