Little Investors Prints

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'