Baby Economist Prints

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"It failed the stress test."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

"I don't know about you, but I thought we'd be fully vested by the time we reached 4th grade."

Baby Philosophy.

Dog Training For The Ninties

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'How am I supposed to do my part in stimulating the economy if you won't raise my allowance?'

"She's quickly grasping the value of money. Her imaginary friend is named PayPal."

'It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl as long as it'll make enough money for a good retirement home for us!'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'