Baby Business Explorer Prints

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Self-employed.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'Cunningham, it's time for you to take part in our staff motivation program. It's short, simple, effective and it goes like that: make more sales or I'll kill your family, eat your dog and burn your house.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Profit Cowboy

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"Which one's mine?!"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

'I like a challenge.'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'This year's stock market compared to last year's? Well, that is a bit before my time.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.