Baby Golf Lover Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Giving Birth

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

New Dad.

'A work in Progress.'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."