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Labour ward scene: 'Do you not think it's a little soon to be leaving him with his gradparents?'

A midwife holding a baby

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

A Tit for Tat.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"He looks just like your husband."

Cats on the couch.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'