Baby Cuddling Enthusiasts Prints

Labour ward scene: 'Do you not think it's a little soon to be leaving him with his gradparents?'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A midwife holding a baby

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

A Tit for Tat.

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Cats on the couch.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Maternity Ward

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'How many fingers do you see?'