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'I told you it would be useful.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

No bottle feeding.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"

Super Baby

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'A work in Progress.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

New Dad.

Bob hated baby talk.