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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"He likes it."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

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If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Seven companies in three years.'

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Baby's kicking again.'

Please take a number...

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand: We Don't Pee In Ourz

'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'

Launderade.

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'