Baby Brother Pillows

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'My brother bites.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'You can't use the pool when it's raining, silly - you'll get all wet.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Come dine with me!

"Good game."

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."