Baby Brain Boosters Pillows

'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'

X-ray Psychology.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Caption contest"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Think outside the box!

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

Books to Brain

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -