Baby Brain Boosters Pillows

'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'

X-ray Psychology.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Caption contest"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Think outside the box!

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Books to Brain

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

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