Baby Boomer Alumnus Mugs

"Thank you for your service."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

"Dad, I hold a professorship, in poetry at Harvard. I'm widely published. I'm well off. I'll retire in three years. The odds of me going into medicine at this point are slim to none."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Old hippie

No, it does still fit! This is exactly how it fit in college.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Leave it to Boomer

In the Year 2525

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

"Someone must have read about me in the financial pages. My college alumni fund in contacting me twice a week."

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'I'm afraid all those goldfish you swallowed back in college have finally caught up with you.'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

Triplet

Welcome class of '67.

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.