Baby Boom Strategist Mugs

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I rule by fear.

Alabama Traffic Jam

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Global warming debate.

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"I was hoping for something a little more 'cutting edge'."

"Thank you for your service."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

Feeding at the Trough

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Zen Wall Street.

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'