Baby Boom Strategist Prints

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I rule by fear.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

Global warming debate.

"I was hoping for something a little more 'cutting edge'."

"Thank you for your service."

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Feeding at the Trough

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Zen Wall Street.

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'