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"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Baby boom expected due to corona

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

School Trip To The Beach

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'