Baby Antics Aficionado T-Shirts

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Maternity Ward

Separation

A baby in court

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Barney! Get down!"

'How many fingers do you see?'