Baby Antics Aficionado Mugs

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Can I have flies with that'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Maternity Ward

A baby in court

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"What's all this?"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."