Ayn Rand Fan Pillows

"Ph God! Uncle Billy was just a pile of Ayn Rand works in a suit this entire time."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Sergeant Stripes

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

'Someone will have to row.'

Yawning is contagious.

'Nice Declaration of Independence, Tom, but some of this stuff about the King might be construed as hate speech.'

"And to add insult to injury, they stole all my copies of Ayn Rand."

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'Who is John Galt?'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"Son, when you go by earth, please pick me up a cow and a drunk guy fro your dad!"

"No taxation period!"

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"