Ayn Rand Aficionado Pillows

Ryan Shrugged

"And to add insult to injury, they stole all my copies of Ayn Rand."

"We won!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Bowling ball head.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

W. B. Yeats

'She'll be back!!!'

Julianne Moore,

Sergeant Stripes

Liam Gallagher

Noel Coward

Alan Carr

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

George Clooney.

Carla Bruni

"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"

I'm free to leave jail? Why? How? You secret journalism source said it's ok. You can reveal the name of the person who told you that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. Whisper, whisper, whisper. Holy book deal!

Lady Gaga

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Kylie Minogue

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Rosario Dawson

Yawning is contagious.

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

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