Ayn Rand Aficionado Pillows

"And to add insult to injury, they stole all my copies of Ayn Rand."

"We won!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Bowling ball head.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'She'll be back!!!'

Sergeant Stripes

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Yawning is contagious.

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

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