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Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

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'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

A man and a woman at a house party

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

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'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Just don't be yourself."