Awkward But Awesome Mugs

"I'm terrible with names, and even worse with faces."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Ice rink"

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."