Awkward Anniversary Moments Gifts

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

Showbiz Awards

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Speed Dating Disasters

"Are you blushing?!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."

"Any other weaknesses?"

"I'd like to say something to you, Miriam - strictly off the record, of course."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."