Award Show Predictor Mugs

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Succession 2

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Djargo.

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Will Smith's Oscar

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"And now the award for..."

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity