Award Show Planner Prints

"This won best award show last year."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

A man washing a mascot costume

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'