Awakening From Coma Prints

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Courage. Love.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'You've changed.'

You have the worst spring breath.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

2pm meet your Creator

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"The good news is, I got religion!"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

'I like waking to music!'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

Yahweh/Your Way

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Alarm clock.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Switch me on please..."

Coma for twenty years

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet