Awakening From Coma Mugs

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'You've changed.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

2pm meet your Creator

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"The good news is, I got religion!"

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'I like waking to music!'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Yahweh/Your Way

Alarm clock.

"Switch me on please..."

Coma for twenty years

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet