Wake From Coma Prints

Coma for twenty years

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

'I like waking to music!'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Alarm clock.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Switch me on please..."

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

Tombstone: I told you I was sick!

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Join us after the service for a celebration of Mark's life. Or alternatively, go with the guys down the back to celebrate Mark's secret life."

Instant human... just add coffee

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'