Avoiding Nuisances Pillows

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

Cat and Broom

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Things You Should Know About...

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

Noisy Budgie

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

Damsel with Ear-Plugs

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."