Avocado Grower Prints

Avocadodo

Advocado

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Music Seed

"I just need help getting the pit out."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Avocado Timeline

Crop duster wanted.

Cow Pilot.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

The Rural Bidet...

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

When avocados go soft

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Avacados

"We have big news!"

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Avocado Prices

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."