Avid Golfer Mugs

'As construction workers we've got a very dangerous job. If someone needs a doctor really fast, there's the phone number of the nearest golf course on every floor.'

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

'It appears you're not afraid to play 36 holes even if it means staying late.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Golf

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't move.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Duh!"

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

Angel Golf

Your Luggage

'Putter'.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"One More Swing."

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

A bird has eaten all a fisherman's bait.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"IV!"

"I hate playing with pros!"

Slippery hand golfer

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

Women Golfers

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"