Avid Golfer T-Shirts

'As construction workers we've got a very dangerous job. If someone needs a doctor really fast, there's the phone number of the nearest golf course on every floor.'

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

'It appears you're not afraid to play 36 holes even if it means staying late.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Golf

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Duh!"

Your Luggage

Angel Golf

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'Putter'.

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"One More Swing."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

Rory McIlroy

A bird has eaten all a fisherman's bait.

Mohamed Salah

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"IV!"

Paranormal Inactivity