Avid Gamer Mugs

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

TV vs Reading

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Virginia Foxx Caricature

The Subtitle

Quite literary.

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

Your library book is overdue.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Read this book! It will never be a motion picture or even a made for TV movie.

Harold Pinter

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

Bookmobile.

A bird has eaten all a fisherman's bait.

"Must you insist on reading like that?!"