Aviation Security Pillows

Airport Body Scanner.

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Anti-Agent

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

High security Santa's grotto

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'