Aviation Security Pillows

Airport Body Scanner.

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

The Anti-Agent

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can our software do that?'

High security Santa's grotto

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Where was the TSA?'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport