Aviation Pioneer Pillows

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Wheel.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Life Discovered on Mars

Only in the newspapers.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Watch for innovation."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

Moon Landing

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

'Orville, you know smoking isn't allowed on planes. No wonder we've had problems getting this crate up in the air.'

Rocket

Spaceman