Aviation Observer Pillows

'He only takes potshots at the international flights.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Football

Life and Death

Two airplanes

Flying in Formation.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Astronaut Selfie.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

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